Raise your hand if you over three years old and acting really akward

This is a all time high, up early for work and I am still here at home waiting for my brother to pick me up. So I decided to check out facebook and the status updates this morning and this one guys update read and I quote, " Okay people only 3 days till the Kfc next door opens, don't be jealous. " Don't make me laugh, jealous? of what? The fact that you going to be Obese go ahead Samwise Gamgee indulge yourself, I am off to work later bloggers! Okay so I am at work now and this girl walks in here and asks me to heat up her food and I seem to have lost my way of communicating with the fairer sex all I could say was ask if she was tired after she gave a sigh not from being tired probably from thinking is he going to say something worthwhile... Clearly not " you tired? " Wow that was an all time low. I have exceeded myself within a matter of a couple of hours a low and a high all in one day. Great things can be expected of the candidate, excellent verbal skills... I am off much reading to be done "Dracula

Another day on the grind

I just finished work over a quarter of an hour ago and now I am trying to destress by getting some excersize in I got a whole year of training to do if I am going to make it as a soccer player. Work is really slow and I am really getting to learn how to practice patience the hardway. Today was one of those days where I realised that go this line of work you gotta wait for money to come to you, unlike the waitering industry if you wanted money you could turn it up a notch by picking us as many tables as possible and there was never a shortage of girls to flirt with. The way things are currently I find myself in a desert and with no water or food regular cracker wil taste just like heaven, so its a good thing I am laying of the carbs and especially, since I am getting into shape. I spent most of the day reading Bram Stokers'Dracula and trying not to over eat from boredom. Work is monotonous but I chose this, but my hibernation from the mainstream and the people I know will bear fruits when I make my appearance