Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Money saving tips for that Overseas trip

The world has become very accesible for people of our generation, since travelling methods have grown so advance. Now can you imagine living a hundred years ago when transport was non exsistent and it took people weeks to months travelling from one destination to fetch neccesities. Travelling has become somewhat of a luxury compared to back then. I like millions of other people of adventurers love to travel but it is so expensive to go to places like those we see on those Travel Tv shows.

So what I decided to do is try and go all Frommer Travel Guide and see if I can come up with some travelling tips to save you and me and him from getting that whole in your pocket.
Tip1: Get a job as an Au Pair, I love kids, but it is a different story all together staying with them and working for them, it is peer hell. But on the bright side if they pay you enough you can go travelling or even better if they own a company that requires you to travel working for their other company, they pay for your travels. THE PARENTS OF COURSE NOT THE KIDS PAY YOU!!!

TIP2: Another way to travel for free get a job on a boat, the living space isn't that big, you get gym membership, you get free food 3 meals a day I hear. Technically you are paying your way to all those beautiful destinations, nothing is free, small cabin hey don't that remind you of stepbrothers? Shotgun Top bunk. It is a roof and a few ceilings over your head and the gym membership well, look at the bright side atleast you will have something to show (pecs) for all your hardwork, when you get off the boat on that Tropical Island.

TIP3: If working is not really your thing, you can allways become a model, oh yeah by the way I hear they're looking for a lead role for the remake of that Frankenstein classic, the way you look if you can't land this role. I don't know what went wrong.

TIP4: Another way to travel in style is by joining the Mile High Club, apparently you get to be out of town every other week. So this is for you if you have long long legs that seem to never end, charming personality, bright eyed and bushy tailed this is for you. Oh I hear your flat in Madrid is empty and I was wondering if I could use it as my base? I am going for the bull run, if you don't mind.

TIP5: I am running out of ideas here, your last tip. Have you ever heard of Roadies and Groupies? Well this one is close it is the distant cousin Carnie. What you don't know what a Carnie is? Un freaking believeable, I just broke that down for you, it's almost the same as the job roadies do with all the speaker they carrying around you get to do a way cooler job. I am telling shovelling elephant crap is way cooooler than carrying speakers with no sound coming from them. Atleast you can put your new 30 GIG Ipod touch that you bought with all the money you made from shovelling Elephant doo doo doo wop. Now ain't that cool and to top it all of you can put in your Job application under previous Jobs: Landscaper, World Traveller, Visionary.

TIP5: This is by far the best job that anyone can have. You are your own boss, soak up the sun. Listen to Bob Marley. I have to say this is one of my favourites, Rastafarian oh isn't that a job? Religion. Well Amsterdam must be the main church I guess, because they worship; *ss, Weed and *ss. What did I say *ss again, must be this sigarette I am smoking, it's not a sigarette oh crap. Nevermind then.

I hope that has saved you a ton of money and for interest sake I put some place I would like to go; Spain- Bull Run and Tomato fight
Amsterdam- I hear the bakeries are the best, what!? Weed is legal? I didn't know that!
Brazil- Rio Carnival, World Cup 2014.
Missisipi- Mardi Gras.
Germany- Beer Fest.
U.S.A.- Las Vegas Nevada.
Italy- Leaning tower of Pizza, sounds delicious, Venice, Vatican city I hear he has the number of the Big man.
France- Eiffel Tower.

Climb kilimanjaro, cage dive and well the list goes on if anyone has tips to save money. Like a Sugar Mommy or Daddy let me know. Well I didn't say I was going to save their money ha.

A few more good tips: Make friends in foreign places helps when you need a roof, just be careful the Internet's ful of weirdos Lol ENJOY YOUR TRAVELS

LATER BLOGGERS!!!
New York- I hear they have the biggest apples